In the heat of the moment, let’s check out some funny quotes we found on Twitter | Inquirer Technology

In the heat of the moment, let’s check out some funny quotes we found on Twitter

/ 10:58 PM October 04, 2012

Margaret (@derpinya)

A lot of people worked hard and even risked their lives just for us to get the freedom we deserve. And now this happens.

Zahra Bianca Saldua (@balinguyngoy)

Dear Mr. *****, congratulations! You have been awarded the most hated person in the Philippines… How does it feel??


EL Buenaflor (@buenamazing)

Isa lang masasabi ko. The country has far more problems than the Internet.

Patama Tweets™ (@MgaPatama)

Once cybercrime law is implemented, our tweets will be… “Here at the jail, tweeting with my followers.”


David Karp (@DavidKrap)

No more fun in the Philippines!


Kat De Castro (@KatDeCastro)

12 years imprisonment or 1 million pesos if found guilty of cybercrime… Parang ewan lang.


Just because one man’s ego and or reputation is bruised, the whole has to make amends for it?

EL Buenaflor (@buenamazing)

No to Cyb– *sorry but your tweet is already censored by the government*

Gerald Santos (@OhGerald)

Dear police, this girl tweeted a ‘panget’ photo of her. My eyes got offended. Please jail her. Huhuhu

Margaux Velasquez (@margalikk)

What’s left for the Filipinos to talk about now are rainbows, unicorns, sugar, spice and everything nice. Very productive

Patama Tweets (@MgaPatama)

President Benigno Aquino III, we love you, but . . . . . . . . . . we love Twitter too! #

KhimDelCastillo? (@ImKDCastillo)

Mabuti pa ’yung ballpen, may point. Eh ’yung cybercrime law? ‘W-A-L-A’!!

FaiyedR (@faiye)

So who’s gonna be the first to be thrown in jail tomorrow?

Renzo M. (@renzosaurus)

So, a senator commits plagiarism, can’t handle criticism, then drafts a bill so that people can go to jail for criticizing him?! Wow.

JudeeZabala (@judeeburr)

Why not just sue everyone online? good luck in arresting the whole nation.

Sharaia Javier (@Sharaiaaa)

Cybercrime? F*** the government!!! Oh ano ‘’yung sinabi ko?! Pwedeng’ fine, fund, food or fush. ‘Hulaan mo!’ :p

B???? M??? (@spamelleb)

I feel like jail will end up looking like the cafeteria in “Mean Girls.”

MelaiVillarino-Diaz (@c0okiepalooza)

I’ll just change my location from Manila, Philippines. To Milan, Italy…Tingnan natin kung sakop pa kong stupid law na ’yan!

Pinoy Humor & Quotes (@Pinoy_Humor)

Sooner or later, the New Bilibid Prison here in the Philippines will be recognized as the World’s Largest jail ever! Fun, right?

S A M (@samanthabalos)

Cybercrime law is a time traveler. It’s an ‘I Know What You Posted Several Summers Ago’ scenario.

Reproductive Health (@isupportRHbill)

A senator was not content on just stealing words. He has successfully stole our freedom.

g l e n n (@kiddo421)

Philippine government, kung mababayaran n’yo ang Internet bill ng mga mamamayan, then we will abide by your stupid law.

Jp (@jp_mismo)

People shouldn’t be afraid of their government. The government should be afraid of their people.


They cant solve real crimes, so they went cyber.

Marian Rivera-Dantes (@superstarmarian)

We will not be PSYlenced. Oppa Gangnam style!

DaniBarretto (@danibarrettoo)

How can our country improve if the Government keeps implementing stupid laws like this.

Justin Valiente (@JVigger)

Okay. Let the cybercrime law be implemented. Question: ya’ll got jail space for 50 million 9gag users in the PH?

AmsFeredo (@yamandapyon)

The Internet has been declared a human right by the United Nations. Whaddya say now PH government?

Leah Nikki Monzon (@lnmonzon)

If expressing ourselves will be a crime, then send us Filipinos all to jail, but we need Wi-Fi.

No to cybercrime law! ? @richblujays

There are a lot of people who don’t eat because they don’t have money. Yet, the gov’t will spend P50 million on that law?


Classroom nga. ’Di maipagawa. Kulungan pa kaya? :)))

Chriz Liao (@chrizliao)

With all due respect to the guys who signed this bill, take out the libel part and replace it with those who speak jejemon.


Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason.


“We’re not here to judge, We’re just pointing out all the mistakes you’re making.”

Magic Liwanag (@magicliwanag)

I hope the prison we all go to is the one in Cebu. Good inmates with excellent dancing skills! :)

maxenealzona (@itsmemackxene)

Starting today: “It’s more prisoners in the Philippines.”

Allyssa Morella (@AllyssaMorella)

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Yaya, I told to my kaaway that she’s pretty. Omg, imma going to the jail na ba?

TOPICS: Cybercrime Act, Free Speech, Internet, Lifestyle, Social Media, technology, Twitter
TAGS: Cybercrime Act, Free Speech, Internet, Lifestyle, Social Media, technology, Twitter

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