In the heat of the moment, let’s check out some funny quotes we found on Twitter

Margaret (@derpinya)

A lot of people worked hard and even risked their lives just for us to get the freedom we deserve. And now this happens.

Zahra Bianca Saldua (@balinguyngoy)

Dear Mr. *****, congratulations! You have been awarded the most hated person in the Philippines… How does it feel??

EL Buenaflor (@buenamazing)

Isa lang masasabi ko. The country has far more problems than the Internet.

Patama Tweets™ (@MgaPatama)

Once cybercrime law is implemented, our tweets will be… “Here at the jail, tweeting with my followers.”

David Karp (@DavidKrap)

No more fun in the Philippines!

Kat De Castro (@KatDeCastro)

12 years imprisonment or 1 million pesos if found guilty of cybercrime… Parang ewan lang.

(@carlo_talatala)

Just because one man’s ego and or reputation is bruised, the whole has to make amends for it?

EL Buenaflor (@buenamazing)

No to Cyb– *sorry but your tweet is already censored by the government*

Gerald Santos (@OhGerald)

Dear police, this girl tweeted a ‘panget’ photo of her. My eyes got offended. Please jail her. Huhuhu

Margaux Velasquez (@margalikk)

What’s left for the Filipinos to talk about now are rainbows, unicorns, sugar, spice and everything nice. Very productive

Patama Tweets (@MgaPatama)

President Benigno Aquino III, we love you, but . . . . . . . . . . we love Twitter too! #

KhimDelCastillo? (@ImKDCastillo)

Mabuti pa ’yung ballpen, may point. Eh ’yung cybercrime law? ‘W-A-L-A’!!

FaiyedR (@faiye)

So who’s gonna be the first to be thrown in jail tomorrow?

Renzo M. (@renzosaurus)

So, a senator commits plagiarism, can’t handle criticism, then drafts a bill so that people can go to jail for criticizing him?! Wow.

JudeeZabala (@judeeburr)

Why not just sue everyone online? good luck in arresting the whole nation.

Sharaia Javier (@Sharaiaaa)

Cybercrime? F*** the government!!! Oh ano ‘’yung sinabi ko?! Pwedeng’ fine, fund, food or fush. ‘Hulaan mo!’ :p

B???? M??? (@spamelleb)

I feel like jail will end up looking like the cafeteria in “Mean Girls.”

MelaiVillarino-Diaz (@c0okiepalooza)

I’ll just change my location from Manila, Philippines. To Milan, Italy…Tingnan natin kung sakop pa kong stupid law na ’yan!

Pinoy Humor & Quotes (@Pinoy_Humor)

Sooner or later, the New Bilibid Prison here in the Philippines will be recognized as the World’s Largest jail ever! Fun, right?

S A M (@samanthabalos)

Cybercrime law is a time traveler. It’s an ‘I Know What You Posted Several Summers Ago’ scenario.

Reproductive Health (@isupportRHbill)

A senator was not content on just stealing words. He has successfully stole our freedom.

g l e n n (@kiddo421)

Philippine government, kung mababayaran n’yo ang Internet bill ng mga mamamayan, then we will abide by your stupid law.

Jp (@jp_mismo)

People shouldn’t be afraid of their government. The government should be afraid of their people.

(@Joelofacepalm)

They cant solve real crimes, so they went cyber.

Marian Rivera-Dantes (@superstarmarian)

We will not be PSYlenced. Oppa Gangnam style!

DaniBarretto (@danibarrettoo)

How can our country improve if the Government keeps implementing stupid laws like this.

Justin Valiente (@JVigger)

Okay. Let the cybercrime law be implemented. Question: ya’ll got jail space for 50 million 9gag users in the PH?

AmsFeredo (@yamandapyon)

The Internet has been declared a human right by the United Nations. Whaddya say now PH government?

Leah Nikki Monzon (@lnmonzon)

If expressing ourselves will be a crime, then send us Filipinos all to jail, but we need Wi-Fi.

No to cybercrime law! ? @richblujays

There are a lot of people who don’t eat because they don’t have money. Yet, the gov’t will spend P50 million on that law?

(@richblujays)

Classroom nga. ’Di maipagawa. Kulungan pa kaya? :)))

Chriz Liao (@chrizliao)

With all due respect to the guys who signed this bill, take out the libel part and replace it with those who speak jejemon.

(@zabyanz)

Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason.

(@zabyanz)

“We’re not here to judge, We’re just pointing out all the mistakes you’re making.”

Magic Liwanag (@magicliwanag)

I hope the prison we all go to is the one in Cebu. Good inmates with excellent dancing skills! :)

maxenealzona (@itsmemackxene)

Starting today: “It’s more prisoners in the Philippines.”

Allyssa Morella (@AllyssaMorella)

Yaya, I told to my kaaway that she’s pretty. Omg, imma going to the jail na ba?