In the heat of the moment, let’s check out some funny quotes we found on Twitter
Margaret (@derpinya)
A lot of people worked hard and even risked their lives just for us to get the freedom we deserve. And now this happens.
Zahra Bianca Saldua (@balinguyngoy)
Dear Mr. *****, congratulations! You have been awarded the most hated person in the Philippines… How does it feel??
EL Buenaflor (@buenamazing)
Isa lang masasabi ko. The country has far more problems than the Internet.
Patama Tweets™ (@MgaPatama)
Once cybercrime law is implemented, our tweets will be… “Here at the jail, tweeting with my followers.”
David Karp (@DavidKrap)
No more fun in the Philippines!
Kat De Castro (@KatDeCastro)
12 years imprisonment or 1 million pesos if found guilty of cybercrime… Parang ewan lang.
(@carlo_talatala)
Just because one man’s ego and or reputation is bruised, the whole has to make amends for it?
EL Buenaflor (@buenamazing)
No to Cyb– *sorry but your tweet is already censored by the government*
Gerald Santos (@OhGerald)
Dear police, this girl tweeted a ‘panget’ photo of her. My eyes got offended. Please jail her. Huhuhu
Margaux Velasquez (@margalikk)
What’s left for the Filipinos to talk about now are rainbows, unicorns, sugar, spice and everything nice. Very productive
Patama Tweets (@MgaPatama)
President Benigno Aquino III, we love you, but . . . . . . . . . . we love Twitter too! #
KhimDelCastillo? (@ImKDCastillo)
Mabuti pa ’yung ballpen, may point. Eh ’yung cybercrime law? ‘W-A-L-A’!!
FaiyedR (@faiye)
So who’s gonna be the first to be thrown in jail tomorrow?
Renzo M. (@renzosaurus)
So, a senator commits plagiarism, can’t handle criticism, then drafts a bill so that people can go to jail for criticizing him?! Wow.
JudeeZabala (@judeeburr)
Why not just sue everyone online? good luck in arresting the whole nation.
Sharaia Javier (@Sharaiaaa)
Cybercrime? F*** the government!!! Oh ano ‘’yung sinabi ko?! Pwedeng’ fine, fund, food or fush. ‘Hulaan mo!’ :p
B???? M??? (@spamelleb)
I feel like jail will end up looking like the cafeteria in “Mean Girls.”
MelaiVillarino-Diaz (@c0okiepalooza)
I’ll just change my location from Manila, Philippines. To Milan, Italy…Tingnan natin kung sakop pa kong stupid law na ’yan!
Pinoy Humor & Quotes (@Pinoy_Humor)
Sooner or later, the New Bilibid Prison here in the Philippines will be recognized as the World’s Largest jail ever! Fun, right?
S A M (@samanthabalos)
Cybercrime law is a time traveler. It’s an ‘I Know What You Posted Several Summers Ago’ scenario.
Reproductive Health (@isupportRHbill)
A senator was not content on just stealing words. He has successfully stole our freedom.
g l e n n (@kiddo421)
Philippine government, kung mababayaran n’yo ang Internet bill ng mga mamamayan, then we will abide by your stupid law.
Jp (@jp_mismo)
People shouldn’t be afraid of their government. The government should be afraid of their people.
(@Joelofacepalm)
They cant solve real crimes, so they went cyber.
Marian Rivera-Dantes (@superstarmarian)
We will not be PSYlenced. Oppa Gangnam style!
DaniBarretto (@danibarrettoo)
How can our country improve if the Government keeps implementing stupid laws like this.
Justin Valiente (@JVigger)
Okay. Let the cybercrime law be implemented. Question: ya’ll got jail space for 50 million 9gag users in the PH?
AmsFeredo (@yamandapyon)
The Internet has been declared a human right by the United Nations. Whaddya say now PH government?
Leah Nikki Monzon (@lnmonzon)
If expressing ourselves will be a crime, then send us Filipinos all to jail, but we need Wi-Fi.
No to cybercrime law! ? @richblujays
There are a lot of people who don’t eat because they don’t have money. Yet, the gov’t will spend P50 million on that law?
(@richblujays)
Classroom nga. ’Di maipagawa. Kulungan pa kaya? :)))
Chriz Liao (@chrizliao)
With all due respect to the guys who signed this bill, take out the libel part and replace it with those who speak jejemon.
(@zabyanz)
Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason.
(@zabyanz)
“We’re not here to judge, We’re just pointing out all the mistakes you’re making.”
Magic Liwanag (@magicliwanag)
I hope the prison we all go to is the one in Cebu. Good inmates with excellent dancing skills! :)
maxenealzona (@itsmemackxene)
Starting today: “It’s more prisoners in the Philippines.”
Allyssa Morella (@AllyssaMorella)
Yaya, I told to my kaaway that she’s pretty. Omg, imma going to the jail na ba?
