The week’s best tweets

Before you sip your morning coffee and try to surround yourself with positive thoughts today, this is what social media had to say about the past week:

@fthilbay

Dangerous to see WPS win as leverage we can just bargain away. WPS win created rules, not chips

@truerpoems

while some people have sports cars, pnp chief bato has sports hair (commenting on “LOOK: PNP chief ‘Bato’ sports hair in viral post”)

@endo_po

wanting to be relevant, the ICC is being ignored by US & Russia in Syria so it sets it sight on a small fry, the PH.

@bonaugust

akala ko si jose manalo. kamukha nya tbh (commenting on “LOOK: PNP chief ‘Bato’ sports hair in viral post”)

@biancafermiza

He looks like Ben Chan tbh (commenting on “LOOK: PNP chief ‘Bato’ sports hair in viral post”)

@mallverine

If @JohnLennon were still alive, for sure, he, too, would reap honors. Good job, Mr. Zimmerman. (commenting on Bob Dylan being awarded the Nobel Prize for Literature)

@clancyreports

Meantime, just back from the Kepler Belt via Mars fly-by…. (commenting on “No proof of state-sponsored drug killings, Gordon says”)

@nixonapun

I guess somebody as smart,beautiful,talented & fierce as @agot_isidro isn’t scared of those who aren’t. @inquirer_libre @inquirerdotnet

@thysz

@iwriteasiwrite @NikkoDizonINQ @inquirerdotnet Prime Minister Gloria Arroyo. Sounds regal. And disgusting.

Carlos H. Conde @carloshconde

Note that those who can check Duterte’s abuse of power are women: De Lima, UN Special Rapporteur Agnes Callamard, ICC prosecutor Fatou Bensouda

FIGHTDeathPenaltyPH @xpeanutgalleryx

check out the comments directed at icc by duterte fans.

it’s ok to drink before noon. i encourage it.

– @jeinnyallover

i dont even know who’s worse: donald trump or rodrigo duterte

Yusuf Ledesma @yusufledesma

Can we have a self defense course too on what to do when Duterte tries to kiss women without permission?

Yaskie Matinao @yaskie24

Dahil hindi naitanim sa Senado si Pichay, itanim na lang ang kamao kay Barbers haha!

Marlea P. Munez @marleaus

Presidential Task Force on Media Killings. Good….Paano ang ibang mga “killings”?

Mc. Jayson @emceejays

mala uaap yung game kanina, grabe yung mga fans ng meralco. hahaha. pero mas grabe yung naka orange shirt pero may bitbit na ginebra shirt

Armani Marquez @TheArmaniMRQZ

Smoking ban? Oh em. so i cant smoke in starbucks na? Halaaa ka. Hahahaha EO is EO.

Emperador Furiosa @EnJillRaz

if leila de lima has time to take care of 13 DOGS then i have time to finish this fucken thesis

Dånïsh Wårp Wård @DarwinAwardsPH

“De Lima” posts on Twitter will make you realize that this country has gone to the dogs.

Carlos Capati Calub @sikatsikato

Theres a serious problem

with the internet when

Mocha Uson blog has more

followers than rappler

#freefbpamore

JM C. Belarmino @jmcbelarmino

Welcome to the Philippines where Mocha Uson Blog is more credible than Inquirer, GMA News, ABSCBN News, Rappler, DailyMail, NYTimes, AFP.